CHOP or CHAZ Secession

In the city of Seattle a terrorist mob has decided to secede from the Union. They have seized private lands and government facilities and walled off their territory. They have even instituted checkpoints. The Beloved Supreme Leader Governor and his faithful underling and minion the Mayor have proven impotent and incapable of dealing with this armed insurrection (there are pictures of armed vigilantes patrolling the streets). The Communist City Council (Commie because they support the seizing of and destruction of private property) supports the secession. Remaining US citizens are growing fearful. Chaos reigns in CHOP or CHAZ.

Enough. If the local “authorities” are incapable then it is time for the Federal Government to step in. We need to take back our US territory. Allowing this infantile group to continue is ridiculous. Afterall, secession has been tried and it failed. I realize kids today don’t get taught history but as a reminder we did have a civil war 150 years ago. The Union won and was preserved.

So the Feds come in. The Feds have the authority to employ Active Duty military forces. They give 24 hours for US citizens to leave CHOP. The Feds then seal off the territory. No services (to include cell phones, television, and radio). No goods (to include food). No water or power. After all, CHOPanzees are smarter than Americans and can run their own country and produce their own eco-friendly food, power, and water. After 24 hours anyone leaving CHOP must pass through US checkpoints and be put into the US Immigration System as refugees. All negotiations will be conducted with the US State Department.

OK children……. Let’s see how long you last. Welcome to the real world.

I’m an old guy and I don’t get it